Kids Are So Mean

So you have a crush on someone?
Throw them down in a muddy puddle.

Oh, you want them to know you care?
Go ahead, wipe a booger on them.

Alright Adults.

If you want to leave a mark on someones heart.
Don't do this.

If you genuinely want to disgust someone.

Now that we are all on the same page...

5 Things

I have a lot to say.
Well... That was a lie.
I have a lot I could say.
And that my friends, is the truth.

Five (newish) things
1. I have a roommate!
2. My texting skills are incredible when placed on loratab.
3. I don't mind rapping in the car by myself, the power bass makes up for lack of humans.
4. I like dogs.
5. If you think that you can out-prank Olivia.... you had better watch your back (and your front).

Five (oldish) things
1. I'm a sucker for a smile..
2. I like labeling things!
3. It is time for a real vacation (serious face).
4. Getting crunchy tacos and hanging with my brothers is my favorite.
5. I can't wait for Harry Potter this summer.

Five words of advice
1. Don't leave the house, in April, without a coat if ever in Utah. Probably May too.
2. Video tape more things. You'll be glad you did someday.
3. Fake it til you make it. You might hate what you are doing, but at least you're paying the bills.
4. Don't wear a hoody if you plan on lap-top-ing for 3 hours... Too hot.
5. Proof read important texts. Or you too may end up telling your manager "That's okay, you and I will make out tomorrow," instead of "That's okay, you and I will make it tomorrow".
If the name never fit, I believe now it does.

I believe that will do.


All the days I have left because I will never finish.

Could never get it done...
So today I will finish.

Day 18 - Plans/dreams/goals you have
I have written and re-written at least ten times.
All in all when it comes down to it.

I plan to be happy.

Day 19 - Nicknames you have & why you have them
Liv (I suppose because it is far easier to say than Olivia... and it stuck) Olive-wa (Because my dad started calling me this when I was just a tiny little girl... and it stuck) Oh Liv Eye Uh (I suppose this is how my dear friends at work sound it out... and it stuck)

Day 20 - Someone you see yourself marrying/being with in the future
Someone handsome and strong and thoughtful and kind.
Someone I can love for ever and ever.

Day 21 - A picture of something that makes you happy

My Siblings make me incredibly happy. They are so funny and we laugh a lot together! LOOOOVE THEM!

Day 22 - What makes you different from everyone else

Mostly I just think I am really hilarious!

Day 23 - Something you crave for a lot
I crave for fried chicken often. And sushi.

Day 24 - A letter to your parents
Dear Momma and Fasha,
Basically, thanks for producing me.
It was pretty nice of you.
Love, Olivia

Day 25 - What I would find in your bag
Well the thing is, I live out of that thing...
So I've got not only the basic essentials to survive, but everything else.
The weirdest things, hmm let's see.

-Two gift cards to Target with a total of $1.43 between the two
-Three earrings. The fourth I lost in the accident. (One of my sadder moments in life)
-5 things of chocolate. (Proof I am a woman)

Day 26 - What you think about your friends
I have the absolute best friends. So many wonderful people in my life.
They keep me sane. They make me laugh.
They are the greatest!

Day 27 - Why are you doing this 30 day challenge
I thought it would be fun. Now I'm thinking, WAIT how many days did it take me to finish this 30 day challenge.

Day 28 - A picture of you last year and now, how have you changed since then?

2010: I floated. Totally and completely floated.
2011: I am hoping to stay put.

Day 29 - In this past month, what have you learned

This past month has been weird.
I've been happy and wonderful with a smile on my face.

All external.
I felt like I was just waiting to get started on my life.
That was definitely internal.
But this last.. hmm say week and a half..
It's been wonderful and familiar.
I remember now what it is like to be in love.
And to be loved back.
Then came the car crash.
And all I can think about is that life is important.
People are important.
Peoples lives are important.
Before you lose them.

Day 30 - Who are you?
I am Olivia Shepherd.
I am 23.
I am mess in disguise.
But happy as ever!